BOAT Koozie

BOAT Koozie

Neon Pink / Single Koozie
$4.99
$4.99
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BOAT Koozie
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BOAT Koozie

BOAT Koozie

$4.99
$4.99
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🚨 BEER COLD, TITTIES OUT 🚨
The BOAT (Bring Out Ass & Titties) koozie is here to keep your drinks frosty while the party gets filthy. 💦🍑
You didn’t buy a boat to be classy — you bought it to rage.

🌈 Comes in neon green, blue, pink, and orange — just like your questionable decisions.
🍻 Fits your beer like that bikini fits your girl — barely.
🔥 Guaranteed to offend at least one family on the lake.

Perfect for fishing trips, pontoon poundings, and blackout brunches on the water.
If you ain't flashing or shotgunning, you ain't using this right. 😏

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